When the gnats won’t quit and the fungus is among us…
You're just ONE BUG AWAY FROM A CONTROLLED BURN. 🔥
This 3.25" square wood sign is made for the plant parent who’s hanging on by a root. It’s the perfect blend of sass and stress, with bold black text on a crisp white block—ideal for adding some spice to your shelf, grow station, or plant corner.
DETAILS:
🪴 Size: 3.25" tall x 3.25" wide x 1.25" deep
🪴 Freestanding—no need to hang
🪴 Painted white wood with bold black lettering
🪴 Handmade in small batches (no bugs included, promise)
🪴 For plant lovers who are out of patience but never out of style
Great as a gift or a personal mantra—especially if you've already tried neem oil, cinnamon, hydrogen peroxide, and maybe a prayer.
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Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
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