Bring unapologetic plant-parent energy straight to the tree with this hilarious 2.75" laser-cut wood ornament. Perfect for the houseplant-obsessed friend who keeps “just one more” leaf baby… and now has a full-blown junglescape in their living room.
This ornament is made from smooth, lightweight basswood, engraved crisp and clean (no blurry lines, no janky details), and finished with a natural jute twine hanger. It's bright, modern, and looks chef’s kiss on any tree—from minimalist white spruce to full-on glitter-bomb chaos.
Why people love it
2.75" diameter – the perfect cute-but-not-tiny size
Laser-cut + engraved 3mm basswood
Crisp, clean artwork for maximum aesthetic
Funny AF text that plant people instantly relate to
Lightweight for easy hanging (even on delicate branches)
Works as a gift tag, stocking stuffer, coworker gift, or “treat yourself” item
Perfect For
✔️ Plant lovers
✔️ Funny Christmas décor fans
✔️ Secret Santa
✔️ Your chaotic plant-addicted bestie
✔️ Anyone who hears “you have too many plants” and immediately buys another one
Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-3 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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Returns & Exchanges
Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
I gladly accept cancellations
Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase