Funny Plant Stakes Set | Laser-Cut Wood Plant Markers, Humorous Garden Decor
$11.69 $12.99
Welcome aboard… The Struggle Bus Set 🚌💀
Population: you, your plants, and questionable life choices.
These are for the plants that are technically alive… but emotionally? Hanging on by a thread.
🪴 Includes 5 brutally honest plant stakes:
It’s Fine. I’m Fine.
Not Dead Yet
Thriving-ish
You Tried
Still Alive Somehow
PERFECT FOR:
✔ Overwaterers AND underwaterers
✔ Plant parents with ✨low expectations✨
✔ Gifts for friends who “love plants” but… yeah
✔ Anyone keeping plants alive out of pure spite
DETAILS
Size: approx 2.8” wide x 2.5” tall
Material: Laser-cut wood
Finish: Natural wood with engraved lettering
Lightweight, reusable, and hilarious
Shipping from United States
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Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
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