Gothic Plant Stakes, Laser-Engraved Wood Signs, Witchy Houseplant Decor (Set of 5)

🖤 **WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE OF GARDENING** 🖤

Your plants are thriving. Your self-control is questionable. And your plant collection is about to get a little more inappropriate.

Introducing the **Gothic Garden Collection** from Iron & Ivy Designs — a wickedly funny collection of laser-engraved wooden plant stakes featuring gothic architecture, celestial details, botanical artwork, and just the right amount of profanity.

Because basic plant labels are for basic plants. And we don't do basic around here.

🌙 **CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE SIN**

Five delightfully inappropriate designs are available individually or as a complete set!

🦋 **WATER ME B*TCH**
For the dramatic plant that demands attention. Featuring an intricately engraved moth surrounded by gothic botanical details.

🍄 **I LIKE IT WET**
For the moisture-loving troublemaker in your collection. Features enchanting mushrooms and detailed woodland-inspired artwork.

🐍 **THIRSTY AF**
For the perpetually dehydrated drama queen. Features an intricately engraved serpent winding through gothic ivy.

💀 **WATER ME DADDY**
For plants with questionable boundaries. Features a gothic skull framed by climbing botanical vines.

✨ **MIST ME BABY ONE MORE TIME**
For the humidity-loving diva who knows exactly what she wants. Features celestial accents and elegant gothic foliage.

Can't pick a favorite? Get the **complete set of five** and give your entire plant collection an attitude adjustment.

🖤 **THE DETAILS**

• Size: Approximately 6 inches tall × 2 inches wide (15.2 × 5.1 cm)
• Material: Natural basswood
• Finish: Laser engraved with detailed dark artwork
• Style: Gothic botanical, witchy, dark academia, alternative plant decor
• Handmade in Colorado by Iron & Ivy Designs
• Available individually or as a complete five-piece collection
• Designed for indoor decorative use

Each stake features an ornate gothic arch, crescent moon, intricate botanical engraving, and a pointed stem for easy placement in your favorite planter.

🌿 **PERFECT FOR**

🖤 Gothic and witchy home decor
🌱 Houseplant collectors and plant addicts
🍄 Dark academia and cottagegoth aesthetics
🎁 Funny plant lover gifts
💀 Alternative and spooky home decor
🪴 Plant shelf styling and indoor gardens
🎂 Birthdays, housewarmings, and just-because gifts

✨ **PACKAGING WITH PERSONALITY**

Each individual stake comes presented on our custom-designed Gothic Garden Collection backing card, featuring ornate botanical artwork and Iron & Ivy branding.

Perfect for gifting to your favorite plant-obsessed weirdo — even if that weirdo is you.

🌱 **A LITTLE PLANT CARE NOTE**

These stakes are made from natural wood and are intended for indoor decorative use.
• Avoid prolonged exposure to moisture.
• Do not submerge in water.
• For best longevity, keep the engraved portion above the soil line.
• Remove the stake when thoroughly watering or soaking your plants.
Natural wood grain and engraving tones may vary slightly, making each piece unique.

🖤 **HANDMADE WITH ATTITUDE**

Iron & Ivy Designs is a husband-and-wife creative shop based in Colorado, where handmade craftsmanship meets plants, sarcasm, and a healthy disregard for boring decor.

Our Gothic Garden Collection was created for plant parents who love their greenery almost as much as they love inappropriate humor.

**Welcome to the plant cult. We're glad you're here.** 🌙